What NOT to say on an eval of someone....(LOL)

[HappyNurse2005, RN]

Went to a mentor education class. Part of it discussed objective evaluation, observations, how to write eval's, etc. included was a list of actual statements from evals (not my company, but from the internet, per the educator) so funny, and i'm sure on occasion we have thought these ourselves....

This young lady has delusions of adequacy

SInce my last report, this employee has hit rock bottom and started to dig

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid fascination

This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't-be

Works well under supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap

When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was in there

He sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to acheive them

This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot

He would argue with a signpost

He brings joy-whenever he leaves the room

I would not allow this employee to breed

He would be out of his depth in a puddle

A prime candidate for natural deselection

As bright as Alaska in December

If you gave a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change

It takes him 2 hours to work 60 minutes:chuckle

This employee should go far-and the sooner, the better

[Tweety, BSN, RN]

:roll :rotfl:

[palesarah]

That list was going sround on the internet/through email years ago. I was still in school, and worked in an insurance office (cubicle land). I cut out little sayings and taped them to the name tags on my coworkers' cubicles (the ones I was friendly with, who wouldn't be offended!) It was good fun.

[DountainMew]

Oh wow! .. I am STILL laughing at some of those:

I find this exceptionally histerical because I was JUST given a review by a guy who was leaving the company to take advantage of another position with a competitor. He was already gone when my review was given to me a week and a half later but he stated under "other comments by direct supervisor:" 'What a guy! I think he should submit a resume and video to The Funny Bone.' (A local comedy club around where I live.) My new supervisor that gave actually read me my review and pay raise sat there in absolute confusion as if something just wasn't right but couldn't put a finger on it! Hahahaha. (Okay, well I thought it was just histerical!)

My top two on this list would be:

1: I would not allow this employee to breed

2: If you gave a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change

Those are absolutely HILLARIOUS. I almost feel bad for laughing but I can NOT help it. Could you IMAGINE reading that on an EVAL or REVIEW? .. I would just be dumbfounded! Hahaha!