Three devorced men sitting in a bar..

[KarmaWiseRaven]

Three guys sitting in a bar they all start thinking about their ex wives.

First Guy pops up and say you know before i was divorced i bought my wife something that went 0-60 in 5.6 seconds

Second Guys pops up and says that's nothing before i was divorced i bought my wife something that went 0-60 in 3.9 seconds.

Third Guy pops up He's laughing he said Oh yeah before i was divorce i got my wife something that went 0-250 in a second. His friends couldn't believe it they told him he was crazy that's close to being a jet and your to broke for that. Third Guy pops up and says i know i bought her a bathroom scale:lol2:

[subzer0]

lol..