This has happen to all of us at one time or another

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I

told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the

hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3

a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the

cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,

realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9

times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a

possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what

time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at

all.

Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock.

" When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three

times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,

cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped

over

the coffee table and farted."

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