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The power of confessions

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Specializes in Education, Acute, Med/Surg, Tele, etc. Has 13 years experience.

A man on his deathbed along side his grieving wife. He fades in and out of consciousness, seeing the light...but not wanting to pass into it just yet. He needed to confess things to his lovely wife first...so he gathered his strength and spoke to the vision of loveliness next to him.

"My lovely wife, I love you so much that I must confess..." he told her softly.

She interupted him "no dear..you must rest, please just lay still and rest now".

But he insisited.."but my love, I am dying...I must confess to you some items..."

Again she interupted.."rest dear...shhhhhh just rest..."

"NO...I must confess, you see...I was unfaithful, I slept with your sister and your best friend...and your sisters best friend, and your best friends sister..and your mother...oh I am so sorry I was unfaithful to you..." he cried

"Now I know dear....now shhhhhhhh rest peacefully so the poison can take effect sweetheart..."

LOL!!!!!!!!!

A man on his deathbed along side his grieving wife. He fades in and out of consciousness, seeing the light...but not wanting to pass into it just yet. He needed to confess things to his lovely wife first...so he gathered his strength and spoke to the vision of loveliness next to him.

"My lovely wife, I love you so much that I must confess..." he told her softly.

She interupted him "no dear..you must rest, please just lay still and rest now".

But he insisited.."but my love, I am dying...I must confess to you some items..."

Again she interupted.."rest dear...shhhhhh just rest..."

"NO...I must confess, you see...I was unfaithful, I slept with your sister and your best friend...and your sisters best friend, and your best friends sister..and your mother...oh I am so sorry I was unfaithful to you..." he cried

"Now I know dear....now shhhhhhhh rest peacefully so the poison can take effect sweetheart..."

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Nurses have a unique sense of humour. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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