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The Old Couple

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by Zee_RN Zee_RN, BSN, RN (Member) Member

Zee_RN has 17 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Hospice, Critical Care.

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An elderly gentleman got up one morning and was putting on his coat. His wife says, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Are you sick?"

"No," he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat. He said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He said, "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

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:rotfl: :roll :rotfl: cute one !

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Zee_RN has 17 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Hospice, Critical Care.

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Heh, just found another cute one:

A woman was out working in her yard when her husband said, "Your backside is as wide as this barbeque grill."

Later he brought out a tape measure and measured the barbeque grill then his wife's backside and said, "Yep. Your back side is as wide as this barbeque grill."

That night as they got into bed, hubby starting getting a little lovey dovey. His wife brushed him off. He asked her, "What's the matter?"

She answered, "If you think I am going to fire up this grill for one little weeny, you're nuts!"

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Originally posted by Zee_RN

Heh, just found another cute one:

 

A woman was out working in her yard when her husband said, "Your backside is as wide as this barbeque grill."

 

Later he brought out a tape measure and measured the barbeque grill then his wife's backside and said, "Yep. Your back side is as wide as this barbeque grill."

 

That night as they got into bed, hubby starting getting a little lovey dovey. His wife brushed him off. He asked her, "What's the matter?"

 

She answered, "If you think I am going to fire up this grill for one little weeny, you're nuts!"

:chuckle I love those kinda jokes..lol:lol2: :roll :rotfl:

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jnette has 10 years experience as a ASN, EMT-I and specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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:chuckle :roll :chuckle ROTFLMAO !!! TOO GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

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