The Dart Tournament

[mcmike55]

***A tad long, but worth it.

THE STORY GOES:

A drunk goes into a bar, and asks for a drink. The patron, obviously was 3 sheets to the wind already, so the bartender refuses. A vocal argument ensues, getting louder and louder, until the bartender, trying to avoid a confrontation, says that the bar is closed due to a dart tournament. It was the first lie he could think of in a hurry.

"Great!!!" says the sloushed patron, "I'm a great dart player, I want in!!!"

Thinking a drunk with a hand full of sharp darts, is not the best idea in a crowded bar, but not really wanting to start a fight again, says "Ok, but it's a one throw contest."

Clearing the crowd, the bartender pointed the drunk towards the board, and low and behold, the patron actually hit the dart board!!

"HURRAY!!!" Shouted the bartender, "you've won!!!!"

"GREAT!!! slurred the thrower......waddle I win?????

The bartender was stumped, as he was faking this from the beginning, until he saw a turtle in a box under the bar, that he was going to take home for his kid. (don't ask, just go with it)

"Here you go, first prize!!!" And the drunk was ushered out smiling all the way.

WE NOW, fast forward to a week later. Same bar, same, equally drunk man, but this time, a different bartender.

The drunk approaches the bar, and slurs, "I want to be in the dart tournament tonight!"

The bartender has no idea, what he is talking about.

"You know," the drunk says, "the dart tournament." "I won first prize!"

The confused bartender says, "What prize??"

The drunk says, "You Know, A ROAST BEEF SANDWICH....ON A REAL HARD BUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:rotfl:

[dragonladymlb]

***A tad long, but worth it.

This ones a groaner.