The Best Part Of Waking Up

[Jo Anne -OLD]

:chuckle THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP:chuckle

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz:

It leadeth me in the path of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

I will fear no Equal ™:

For thou are with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life;

and I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.