Talking Dog For Sale... Cheap!

[Dialyzin' Dar]

One day out in the Florida panhandle, a man sees a sign in front of

a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

him

the dog is in the backyard.

The man goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sitting

there. "You the talking dog?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered I had this gift

pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA

about my

ability, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country,

sitting

in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog

would be

eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years

running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't

getting

any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at

the

airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near

suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dealings

there and was awarded a batch of medals. I had a wife, a mess of

puppies,

and now I'm just retired."

The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants

for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The man says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him

so cheap?"

"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."

[nursebedlam]

:rotfl: :rotfl: cute