THE SUN BURN!!
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a
horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after
being diagnosed with second-degree burns. He was already starting to
blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with
saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."