Speaking of Male Nurses...

[Seawitch]

Have you guys ever come across this website?: http://www.impactednurse.com/

It's not just for male nurses - but it is by a male nurse - he is hilarious!

I hope it's okay to mention this website on here!

[Trenia]

It's at the very least entertaining :fnypst:

Nurses make the best lovers because…….

• We are so knackered, we fall asleep on the couch right after tea…then you can get on with watching desperate housewives without distraction.
  
• We know what is what and where is where….and it’s all evidence based.
  
• We yell “stand clear!” at the appropriate time. So you can…well…stand clear.
  
• We know the best chocolates… and the millions of uses for sleek…
  
• We understand the meaning of PRN.
  
• We can keep a totally straight face when we tell you that you look awesome in that flannelet nightdress and ugg boots.
  
• Whatever you think is wrong with you, they’ve seen bigger/smaller/saggier/lumpier/furrier/etc making you feel almost like a Victoria’s Secret model in comparison.
  
• Even tho’ you’re screaming, we are trained to stay focused on the job at hand.
  
• … we know how to get a girl to the right temperature!
  
• They can multi-task.
  
• they read lots of procedure manuals !!!!!!!
  
• they can present an education folder documenting they are in fact competent.