Nurses Humor
Published Apr 3, 2003
This is my kind of prayer. GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH. Hallelujah.
A PRAYER FOR EVERY WOMAN
Dear Lord I pray
For wisdom to understand my man
Love to forgive him
Patience for his moods
Because Lord if I pray for Strength
I'll beat him to death.
Amen
Whisper
597 Posts
Bedtime Prayer...
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who is not
a creep. One who's handsome,
smart, strong And not afraid
to admit when he is wrong. One
who thinks before he speaks,
And when he promises to call,
he doesn't wait six weeks! I
pray that he is gainfully employed
And won't lose his cool when he's
annoyed. He pulls out my chair
and opens the door, Massages my
back and begs to do more. I
pray that this man would love
me to no end, And know NEVER to
compare me with my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll
just wait, Because I know you'll
send him before it's too late!
candlelvr_27
7 Posts
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
I like that one! That's asking for a lot though....
Disablednurse
414 Posts
.Dear Lord I pray For wisdom to understand my man Love to forgive him Patience for his moods Because Lord if I pray for strength I'll beat him to death. Amen
This is the prayer that my DH needed for the first six years that we were married. I had horrible PMS and was a witchy b***h for about three weeks every time. He finally got relief when I had my hysterectomy. He is truly a wonderful man for staying with me. I would have left:roll
Sable's mom
186 Posts
My hubby, too - PMS or period were my only 2 choices and he put up with all of it. 8 yeaars post hyst have been great!!
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