Poor Grandpa!!

>

>

>Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went

>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother

>and

>comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother

>replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday

>morning."

>

>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old

>having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied

>granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the

>best

>time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.

>

>It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too

>strenuous,

>simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear,

>and continued,

>

>"and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive

>today!"

>

[Darlene K.]

:chuckle