Poor Grandpa!!

Nurses Humor


  • by NS_RN
    Specializes in Gen Med,LTC.



>Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went

>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother


>comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother

>replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday



>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old

>having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied

>granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the


>time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.


>It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too


>simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear,

>and continued,


>"and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive




Darlene K.

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