Overheard...

[MissAnthrope]

There's the infamous "So-and-so needs some pillow therapy" statement (meaning you wanna hold that pillow over their face...)

[Tornadochaser]

In our ER, after a minor MVA, the pt was totally ok and had only a minor cut, a, sorry to many of you, "blonde" nurse was doing an initial assessment. The patient, who was still in shock and terrified, asked "am i going to die?" The nurse wasn't paying much attention and answered "yes"..... 5 seconds later "oh wait no you're not!"