October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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We have another cartoon with a missing caption. Can you help us out? We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Congratulations!

and the winner is Surprised1 ... The cartoon may be viewed at Dodging the mucus bullet

Larry, what kind of scary face cream did you sign up for now?

Yep, she's in labor now!

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

There's a llama in the E.D.? Are you sure? Wow! I guess now I've seen everything.

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Hey Fred, you're looking a little green today. Green with envy? A little green around the gills? Ok, I'm done. (Sigh) I will go get you a towel and some wet naps, and maybe some eyedrops, and....some Q-tips, and...

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Sheesh Bob. I know you have a habit of wolfing down your lunch so you can get back to your patients but this is ridiculous!

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Ummm....I think you got a little something on your face there.....

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Just got back from the potluck? I guess all the avocado dip is gone and I really wanted to try some too! Darn! Hey, wait right here I'm going to go get a taco chip.

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

(Singing) You're a mean one....Mr. Grinch!

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

You know you kind of look like a muppet. Can you talk like Kermit the frog?

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

(In a Yoda voice) Mmmm....Green you are. Wash you must!

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Ok, so I would guesstimate that to be about 60 mls of green bile. It's pretty easy: that's 60, a full shirt front is 100. There are some fluids that are a little more difficult to measure this way but we'll discuss that another day.

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

If you did't have the green stuff all over you, the way you're standing would look so funny. Well, it still does and I can't help myself: (in a Southern drawl) Howdy partner! Draw!

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