You know you need to.......

[funnygirl_rn]

1. When your coworkers walk pass your desk 20 times or more per day, and

you just want to say... "Damn, would you sit your a** down

somewhere"..............You need to pray.

2. When you have someone on the job that lies about everything....and

you find yourself in conversations with your coworkers that start

off..."That lyin b&*^%$& said..... " You need to pray

3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your desk and you want to

say, "what m%&^%# f*&^% left this at my desk"..... You need to pray!

4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send emails,

surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss needs

you To do some actual work......You need to pray!

5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including whose

baby's daddy is sleeping with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who

claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay bar, and whose child

had to repeat kindergarten.....You need to pray!

6. When you walk all the way around the building to keep from speaking

to someone in your office........... You need to pray!

7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so loud that you can't

even hear your client on the phone &you want to say "Would you lower

yo'country a** voice".............You need to pray!

8. When you come to work with a hangover...........You need to pray!

9. When you say, damn, damn, damn, when you see certain people coming in

your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them......You need to

pray!

10. Last but not least, when your home office is set up with your

office's supplies.........You need to pray!

BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:

11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've been shopping and

return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return

personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours,

....YOU NEED JESUS!!!!

[rebel_red]

Originally posted by funnygirl_rn

1.

BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:

11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've been shopping and

return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return

personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours,

....YOU NEED JESUS!!!!

Why? Is Jesus gonna do my work for me?

Ohhhhh I am already so sorry......Don't flame me, but honestly it is the first thing that came to mind.....

Tres

who best start prayin'

[funnygirl_rn]

No flaming here.

[Audreyfay]

How about when you give dorky names to people who walk by your office 15 times a day, jingling their keys loudly as they walk. (And it's a woman too!) We named her jingle bells. Actually stopped her one time to hint that it is annoying. She just made a joke about it and the jingling goes on!

[funnygirl_rn]

Cannot STAND key jingling either. We have a nurse at work..who jiggles her keys constantly even when we are in meetings. Maybe it is a nervous habit..don't know..but it annoying and a bit rude when you are trying to listen to someone talk.