Vaseline

[nursebedlam]

Vaseline

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his

grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in

bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and

went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's

Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again

the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went

out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked

his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied

"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh

and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you

they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on

here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my

bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."