Time to take your temp.

[Rustyhammer]

I was sent this via e-mail and thought I'd pass it on.

Subject: Nurses ???

Subject: Don't anger your NURSE

When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when

you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after

ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head

nurse stood up to him.

One morning she entered his room and announced, "I have to take

your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed

his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but

for thisreading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over

and bared his bottom. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he

heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay just like that

until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out, and he cursed under

his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After

almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?"

asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever

seen someone having their temperature taken?" "Yes," said the doctor.

"But never with a carnation."

[thisnurse]

lmao....good one...thanks rusty