Nurses Humor
Published Jul 30, 2003
bedpan
265 Posts
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of low-lifed piece of horse dung.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
renerian, BSN, RN
5,693 Posts
Hehehe I saw that before......................
renerian