The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.
Safest: WOW! Look at you!
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's fifty dollars.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that.
Dangerous: What did you do all day?
Safer: I hope yu didn't over do it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
Last edit by ptnurse on Oct 17, '02