The Cat In The Hat On Aging

Nurses Humor

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I CANNOT SEE

I CANNOT PEE

I CANNOT CHEW

WHAT CAN I DO?

MY MEMORY SHRINKS

MY HEARING STINKS

NO SENSE OF SMELL

I LOOK LIKE HELL

MY MOOD IS BAD.....CAN YOU TELL?

MY BODY'S DROOPING

HAVE TROUBLE POOPING

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST

THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

Specializes in NICU, L&D, OB, Home Health, Management.

LOL

Specializes in ICU.

I saw that on a T-shirt here...was pretty funny! :)

:chuckle

Specializes in med/surg, telemetry, IV therapy, mgmt.

I had to resurrect this today and share it again with everyone.

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