The Aging Process

  1. The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

    - You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

    - You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

    - The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

    - Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

    - It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

    - You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.

    - Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.

    - When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.

    - You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.
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  3. by   Sabby_NC
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    The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

    - You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

    - You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

    - The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

    - Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

    - It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

    - You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.

    - Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.

    - When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.

    - You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.
    I am NOT going to say I can relate to any of those LOL

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