A man and a woman had been married for for almost 50 years. During this time, the wife had a drawer that the husband was forbidden to look in.
Finally on their anniversary, the husband couldn't resist looking into it. Inside the drawer were 3 golf balls and $10,000.
The husband confronted his wife and said "Honney, after 50 years of love and trust, I had to look in the drawer. But I have to ask..what are the 3 golf balls and the money for?"
She replied "Honney, I understand that you had to look in there after all these years. Well, here goes. Every time we had bad sex in the past 50 years, I put a golf ball in the drawer."
The husband thinks its not too bad...50 years, 3 golf balls...he must have been pretty good!
"And what is the money for, dear?"
"every time I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
Jul 1, '03
Heard a different version of that one some time ago.... still think it's pretty darn funny !!! :chuckle