Psychiatric Hotline

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The Psychiatric Hotline

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive,

please press 1 repeatedly

.

If you are co-dependent,

please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities,

please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional,

we know who you are and what you want.

Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic,

listen carefully

and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive,

it doesn't matter which number you press.

No one will answer.

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Katnip, RN

2,904 Posts

LOL Gwenith. I've seen that before, but it still makes me laugh when I see it.

:rotfl:

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