Psychiatric Hotline

  1. This is an oldie but a goodie

    The Psychiatric Hotline
    Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
    If you are obsessive-compulsive,
    please press 1 repeatedly
    If you are co-dependent,
    please ask someone to press 2.

    If you have multiple personalities,
    please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

    If you are paranoid-delusional,
    we know who you are and what you want.
    Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

    If you are schizophrenic,
    listen carefully
    and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

    If you are manic-depressive,
    it doesn't matter which number you press.
    No one will answer.

    - Author unknown -
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    About gwenith

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    icu nurse


  3. by   Katnip
    LOL Gwenith. I've seen that before, but it still makes me laugh when I see it.