OR jokes

  1. I found these jokes today on some website. I don't really know how funny they are, but i thought I would share them anyways.

    What is the difference between a Nun and an Operating Room Nurse?
    A Nun only serves one God.

    What is the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?
    The puppy stops whining when he grows up.

    SETTING: In an operating room are a surgeon and his assistant. A patient lies on an operating table.
    NURSE: Stop, Doctor! You're cutting the wrong leg. Look at the chart.
    DOCTOR: Never yell at me while I'm operating! It disturbs my concentration. Can't you tell the right leg from the left leg?
    NURSE: Yes, and I can tell the right leg from the wrong leg.
    DOCTOR: For God's sake, Nurse! Peoples' legs are left and right; not right and wrong.
    NURSE: You're cutting his right leg Doctor. The chart says you're supposed to remove his left leg.
    DOCTOR: Don't you realize, Nurse, that, if I removed his left leg, then his right leg would be left?

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  3. by   Darlene K.
    those are funny!
  4. by   luvltc
    Thanks for the laugh. :chuckle