I found these jokes today on some website. I don't really know how funny they are, but i thought I would share them anyways.
What is the difference between a Nun and an Operating Room Nurse?
A Nun only serves one God.
What is the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?
The puppy stops whining when he grows up.
In an operating room are a surgeon and his assistant. A patient lies on an operating table.
Stop, Doctor! You're cutting the wrong leg. Look at the chart.
Never yell at me while I'm operating! It disturbs my concentration. Can't you tell the right leg from the left leg?
Yes, and I can tell the right leg from the wrong leg.
For God's sake, Nurse! Peoples' legs are left and right; not right and wrong.
You're cutting his right leg Doctor. The chart says you're supposed to remove his left leg.
: Don't you realize, Nurse, that, if I removed his left leg, then his right leg would be left?