oooooops !!!

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his

mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Smith, I'm only here

to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and

hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so

marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my

testicles black?"

Being a nurse of long-standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back

the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his member out of the

way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes

and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test

results back???

[Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN]

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