Old ladies~~

  1. ,,,, hope this finds everyone having a great day,,,, someone sent these to me,,,,, i thought the were great!,,,, could of been a normal day at work for me,,,, :chuckle,,,, ~kitamoon

    old ladies,,,,,,,,

    two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. over the
    years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. lately,their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. one day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "now don't get mad at me.....i know we've been friends for a long time.....but i just can't think of your name! i've thought and thought, but i can't remember it. please tell me what your name is." her friend glared at her. for at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. finally she said, "how soon do you need to know?"


    two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. ethel
    > > > > noticed something funny about mable's ear and she said, "mable,
    > > >did you know you've got a! suppository in your left ear?" mable
    > > >answered, "i have a suppository?" she pulled it out &stared at it.
    > > >then she said, "ethel, i'm glad you saw this thing. now i think i
    > > >know where my hearing aid is,"

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    my favorite,,,,,

    > > > > three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. one night
    > > > > the 96 year old draws a bath. she puts her foot in and pauses. she
    > > >yells to the other sisters, "was i gettin' in or out of the bath?" the
    > > >94 year old yells back, "i don't know. i'll come up and see." she
    > > >starts up the stairs and pauses. "was i going up the stairs or
    > > >down?" the 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea
    > > >listening to her sisters. she shakes her head and says, "i sure
    > > >hope i never get that forgetful." she knocks on wood for good
    > > >measure. she then yells, "i'll come up and help both of you as
    > > >soon as i see who's at the door."


    > > > > an elderly floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that
    > > > > car has been broken into. she is hysterical as she explains her
    > > >situation to the dispatcher: "they've stolen the stereo, the steering
    > > >wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. the
    > > >dispatcher said, "stay calm. an officer is on the way." a few
    > > >minutes later, the officer radios in. "disregard." he says.
    > > >"she got in the back-seat by mistake."

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    Director of nursing in an assisted living facility


  3. by   dingofred

    The three sisters joke was hysterical!!