Obsessions & Names

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Subject: Obsessions and Names

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young

mothers

and their small children..."You all have obsessions," he observed. To

the first

mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even

named your

daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.

Again, it

manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This

too

manifests

itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little

boy

by the hand

and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.
Originally posted by jnette

NO !!! Don't DO that !!!At our age, we should appreciate all the precious moisture we can get ! :imbar :rotfl:

Hey, isn't that what that Kentucky jelly is for?:p ;)

HeeHee....

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Originally posted by navynurse29

Hey, isn't that what that Kentucky jelly is for?:p ;)

HeeHee....

Dunno... maybe we should go check out Passing Thru's "bedside lotions" thread.... NAH. We'll just pee on ourselves laughing... a whole lot more fun ! :D

Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.
Originally posted by jnette

Dunno... maybe we should go check out Passing Thru's "bedside lotions" thread.... NAH. We'll just pee on ourselves laughing... a whole lot more fun ! :D

ya mean peeing on ourselves is more fun than reading that thread?:p Is that sad or what?;)

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Originally posted by navynurse29

ya mean peeing on ourselves is more fun than reading that thread?:p Is that sad or what?;)

Noooooooo !!! LAUGHING is more fun, you "pee"brain ! :rotfl:

Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.

Can I get a big fat DUH please?:rolleyes:

Glad you all are laughing & having fun.....hehee! I like that one about Peter..... Jnette! You & navynurse are cracking me up!

great humor too funny:chuckle

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