New Wing

  1. When some doctors were told by the administration to contribute to the construction of a new wing at a hospital:
    the allergists voted to scratch it,
    the dermatologists preferred no rash moves,
    the gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,
    the neurosurgeons were thinking along the same vein,
    the neurologists thought the idea had "alot of nerve,"
    the obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception,
    the ophthamologists considered the idea short sighted,
    the orthopedists issued a joint resolution,
    the parasitologists said, "well if you encyst,"
    the pathologist said "over my dead body,"
    the pediatricians said, "grow up'"
    the proctologists said, "we are in arrears,"
    the psychiatrists said, "this is madness,"
    the radiogists could see right through it,
    the internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow,
    the plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter,"
    the podiatrists thought it was a big step forward,
    the physiotherapists thought they were being manipulated,
    the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water,
    the anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
    the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no,
    and the otologists were deaf to the idea.
    Needless to say, the idea of contributing to a new wing didn't fly!

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  3. by   teeituptom
    Hi yall
    from deep in the heart of texas

    You left out

    The emergency physician admitted the Idea to the internist for further evaluation

    Keep it in the short grass yall