Helping to prevent job burnout with viagra

zumalong · Feb 2, 2002

Here's a cute one I found in my email:

The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in

the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone

gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having

fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a

quick contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."

Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had

to use past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra. About

7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a

"Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the

week went very well for everyone:

10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].

3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your member... This is your member on drugs...Any questions?...