Happiness in Old Age

[PsychoRN]

Happiness in old age

Sam is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after

dinner, Sam goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Sam turns to Mildred and

asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Sam says, "but it would be nice if a woman

just held it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips

his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold

it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night

in the garden where they would sit and talk and

Mildred would hold Sam's manhood.

Then, one night, Sam didn't show up at their usual

meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Sam

and make sure that he was okay.

She walked around the senior citizen home where she

found him sitting by the pool with another female

resident, Ethel, who was holding Sam's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Sam smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's".

[tattooednursie, LVN]

OMG!!!!!!!!! How FUNNY!!!!!

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

:rotfl: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

[Shamrock, BSN, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[funnygirl_rn]

:chuckle :chuckle :roll

[rebel_red]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

CACKLE CACKLE SNORT!

Tres

[rnnurse2be]

Bawhhaaaawwwww, hheeeeee hooooooo

That was CUTE! :)