Give and Take

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A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I'm required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most--your boss."

The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss' bank account.

Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss' house.

Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully."

The man says, "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

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Um, I don't get it. Sorry, I'm slow.

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if he donates a kidney, his boss will have to donate 2 kidneys;thus killing his boss. I like that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:chuckle

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Oh, duh, I get it now. Sorry. Sleep deprivation in full force over here.

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Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Yeah... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, Nekhismom... wake up and use your kidneys, for cryin' out loud !!! :rotfl:

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