Give and Take

  1. A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I'm required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most--your boss."

    The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss' bank account.

    Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss' house.

    Finally the genie says, "You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully."

    The man says, "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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  3. by   nekhismom
    Um, I don't get it. Sorry, I'm slow.
  4. by   Darchild77
    if he donates a kidney, his boss will have to donate 2 kidneys;thus killing his boss. I like that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:chuckle
  5. by   nekhismom
    Oh, duh, I get it now. Sorry. Sleep deprivation in full force over here.
  6. by   Cubby
    Now that's funny. I don't care who you are.
  7. by   jnette
    Yeah... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, Nekhismom... wake up and use your kidneys, for cryin' out loud !!!

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