Excusses Absent from School

markuy06

9 Posts

Here's some more for school excuses:

Actual Absentee Letters

*Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.

*Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

*I had to keep billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didn't know what size she ware.

*Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.

*Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.

*Chris will not be in school cuz he has a acre in his side.

*John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

*Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

*Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

*My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fisacal ed. Please execute him.

*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football and was hurt in the growing part.

*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spend this weekend with the marines.

*Please excuse Joyce from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced a hip.

*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

*Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat. Her brother had low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore throat and fever. There must have been something going around; her father even got hot last night.

*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diar dyrey diereah the sh*ts.

*Please excuse Blanch from jim today. She is administrating.

*George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

*Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sore trout.

*Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

*Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

*Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday, because he had the fuel.

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