Driving Under the Influence

  1. One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then the man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. By this time everyone had left the bar and drove off.

    Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. However, the police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. With a smile on his face, the driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy!"
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  3. by   Andy S.
    Too cute!!!!:roll :roll
  4. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    This was too cute! But I made the mistake of letting my friend read this and now he thinks this is a good idea! anyways, we both thought this was hilarious!