Bubba & Earl and the Raffle Tickets

  1. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>[font=arial,geneva]<STYLE></STYLE>Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Kentucky, were in a local Wal-Mart when they decided to
    get in on the weekly charity raffle.They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

    The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!"
    Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?"
    "Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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  3. by   Farkinott
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