Body Meeting

  1. :imbar Betcha heard this one already but I had to write it so forgive me

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting trying to decide who was the one in charge.

    "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems so without me nothing would happen."

    "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you all would just waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach, " because I process food and give all of you energy."

    " I should be in charge ,"said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

    "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for the body's waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood became toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.


    The as***le is usually in charge.
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    Was a LVN for 17yrs--worked in every aspect of nursing from the ER,prison,hospitals,agency,--you name it I did it--Right now I call myself semi-retired after I got married...I rush around and spend my husband's paycheck now


  3. by   jnette
    yep.. was posted not too long ago... cute, though ! And usually only too true.
  4. by   Good_Queen_Bess
    OMG!!!!!! LMAO! So true as well!<IMG src=>
  5. by   ava'smomRN
    never read it before so it was funnnnnny to me!