Becoming A Real Man

[RN-PA, RN]

I received this in an email today and thought I'd share it. I'm not fond of male-bashing and hope not to insult any of our male colleagues here, but some of the "Courses" are kind of cute.

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A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that

many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.

That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too can be a real man- as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline!

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 100A What's Hers, is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C What Was Yours, is Hers!

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake,Take a Shower

SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective:

(See Electives Below.)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN????

...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy!

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:kiss to all the men out there-- We love you!

[debbyed]

I love it, but my husband was not amused

:zzzzz :chuckle :zzzzz

[DougD1]

Been here and done this-

ECON 001C What Was Yours, is Hers, I think it is Divorce 101 also!!

For the ladies matriculation I offer:

Graceful aging 101: When a wrinkle is a tragedy

Health 101: Have you thought that maybe this might help that headache?

[lisadavis]

DougD1 very good, a funny response without stooping to meanness. thank you.:chuckle

[magicman]

Begging ISN'T condisered foreplay????? Darn!!!!! I need to maybe think about taking this program!! Hahaha

Very good! :)

[micro, RN]

cute thread.........male bashing........then you got female bashing.........but is that politically correct...............

k' I will make a stab at it.........and I am a female...........

fem101 you are not always right, just cause you are XX

fem102 acceptance, it is okay not to be Pamela Lee

fem103 but don't dish another XX, cause she has blue eyes

and you don't...we all in this together

fem104 it is okay to be feminine

fem105 with age comes wisdom

fem106 men are people too

fem107 you are entitled to every feeling, emotion and

thought that you have and need to be

heard.......but make it succinct.......(most of the time)

but then again.........sometimes you need to

dialogue.........dialogue is good!!!!!

dishin fem's.........no chkling at the whole men/women thing.................

micro is a woman.........

[judy ann]

Scientists have discovered a ligitimate reason for male problems --it is the presence of the Y chromosome.