Nurses Humor
Published Jul 8, 2003
nowplayingEDRN
799 Posts
>A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept
for
>15
>years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds
a
>
>young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a
chair,
>ties
>up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her
>on the
>neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the
>husband
>tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes!
>He
>probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in
>years. I
>saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy
>must be
>dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
>you"
>To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
>whispering in
>my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
any
>Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
4,388 Posts