Annotated Thermometer

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An annotated thermometer

60 - Californians put on sweaters

(if they can find one in their wardrobe)

50 - Miami residents turn on the heat

40 - You can see your breath

Californians shiver uncontrollably

Minnesotans go swimming

35 - Italian cars don't start

32 - Water freezes

30 - You plan your vacation to Australia

Minnesotans put on T-shirts

Politicians begin to worry about the homeless

British cars don't start

25 - Boston water freezes

Californians weep pitiably

Minnesotans eat ice cream

Canadians go swimming

20 - You can hear your breath

Politicians begin to talk about the homeless

New York City water freezes

Miami residents plan vacation further South

15 - French cars don't start

You plan a vacation in Mexico

Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10 - Too cold to ski

You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 - You plan your vacation in Houston

American cars don't start

0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts

Too cold to skate

-10 - German cars don't start

Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo

Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects

Miami residents cease to exist

-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you

Politicians actually do something about the homeless

Minnesotans shovel snow off roof

Japanese cars don't start

-25 - Too cold to think

You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30 - You plan a two week hot bath

The Mighty Monongahela freezes

Swedish cars don't start

-40 - Californians disappear

Minnesotans button top button

Canadians put on sweaters

Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 - Congressional hot air freeze

Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80 - Hell freezes over

Polar bears move south

-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

Very FUnny!! :)

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

heeehee

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