Nurses Humor
Published Jun 9, 1999
Ahn
46 Posts
Daily Humor - "Most Embarrassing Moment" Contest
A teacher is reviewing her class' homework assignment.
She asks Susie to stand up and tell the class what part
of the human body enlarges to seven times its original
size when stimulated. Susie stands up, shuffles her
feet and says, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed
to tell you." The teacher says, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny,
tell the class what part of the human body enlarges
to seven times its size when stimulated." Johnny says,
"That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven
times its original size when stimulated by light."
The teacher says, "That's right, Johnny." Then she
turns to Susie and says, "Susie, first of all, you didn't
do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind.
And third, when you get married, you're in for a big
disappointment."