About being a woman...

  1. one of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

    [color=#990099]my mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

    the best way to forget all your troubles is to wear really tight shoes.[color=#990099]

    the nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

    the older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.[color=#990099]

    just when i was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

    sometimes i think i understand everything, then i regain consciousness.[color=#990099]

    i gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

    amazing! you hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

    a friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. she had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.[color=#990099]

    the trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

    i read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. are they kidding? that is my idea of a perfect day.[color=#990099]

    i know what victoria's secret is. the secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
    Last edit by Marie_LPN, RN on Mar 6, '04
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    About Marie_LPN, RN

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    Operating Room Nurse; from US
    Specialty: 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER