A prayer for the stressed ...

  1. A prayer for the stressed ...

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

    the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the

    wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today

    because they pissed me off; and also, help me to be careful of

    the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt

    that I'll have to kiss tomorrow; and help me to always give 100%

    at work ... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on

    Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays; and help me to

    remember ... When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that

    people are lining up to step on the last shred of my very last

    nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my

    middle finger and tell them to bite me.

    :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll
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  3. by   Brownms46
    :chuckle :chuckle :roll

    I LOVE IT!...
  4. by   SICU Queen

    How appropriate! It's going up on the fridge in the kitchen at work TOMORROW.

    Thanks for the laugh!
  5. by   micro
    andylane, you are so cool.........