A little Medical Terminology fun

[Princess74]

ARTERY: the study of paintings

BACTERIA: the backdoor of a cafeteria

BARIUM: what we do when patients die

BOWEL: a letter like a, e, i, o, & u

CESEREAN: a neighborhood in Rome

CAT SCAN: searching for the neighbors cat

CAUTERIZE: made eye contact

COLIC: a sheep dog

D & C: where Washington is

DILATE: to live long

ENEMA: not a friend

FESTER: quicker

GENITAL: not a Jew

G.I. SERIES: military ball game

HANGNAIL: coat hook

IMPOTENT: distinguished, well know

LABOR PAIN: getting hurt at work

MAMMOGRAM: a telegram to your mama

MEDICAL STAFF: a doctor's cane

MORBID: a higher office

NITRATES: cheaper than day rates

NODE: was aware of

OUTPATIENT: a patient who fainted

PAPSMEAR: a fatherhood test

POSTOPERATIVE: A letter carrier

RECTUM: dang near killed 'em

SEIZURE: Roman Emperor

SONOGRAM: a telegram to your son

TABLET: a small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS: airport sickness

TUMOR: more than one

ULTRASOUND: a really loud noise

URINE: opposite of "you're out"

VARICOSE: nearly

WEAK: 7 days

[RosesrReder, BSN, MSN, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Cute!