Craziest thing at work... - page 2

Not to long ago someone submitted a thread about a surgeon stapling sterile drapes to a patient. Crazy don't you think? That had me thinking this morning... What's the craziest thing you have... Read More

  1. by   T-Bird78
    Allergy testing a pt and she tested highly allergic to cats. Of course, she had 8 cats at home (and proceeded to show me pics and give their names). She told me that cats don't speak English, so you need to speak "cat" to make them mind you. She then proceeded to demonstrate how to speak cat. She said she giver her cats a bath weekly by putting them in the shower with her, but she'd tell them it was raining so they wouldn't get mad and jump out. Yep, she's showering herself and cats at the same time. She also mentioned that her goldfish had died and I asked if she gave it a proper flushing. She doesn't flush her goldfish because they can fake it (never seen a goldfish floating belly-up willingly) and they'll drown if you flush them. Yes, the FISH will drown in the toilet. Anyway, I couldn't help myself and asked what she did with her deceased goldfish. Her answer, and I am not making any of this up, is she puts her dead goldfish down the GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

    I won the Academy Award that day for keeping a straight face during that conversation. Ugh.