Nurse Nancy

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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.

" She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.

" Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

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^ lol

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Specializes in SNU/SNF/MedSurg, SPCU Ortho/Neuro/Spine.

damn that mustuva hurt!

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