New Vocabulary

[Nemhain]

I saw these on another site and thought they were cute!

Artery - the study of paintings

Barium - what's done if a patient dies

Cat Scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

Coma - a punctuation mark

D & C - where Washington is

Dilate - to live a long time

Enema - not a friend

Fester - quicker

Fibula - a small lie

Impotent - distinguished and well known

Labor Pain - getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - a doctors cane

Morbid - a higher offer

Nitrates - better than day rates

Node - was aware of

Outpatient - when a patient faints

Post Operative - delivers the mail to the ward

Recovery Room - a place to do upholstery

Rectum - Damn near killed 'em

Secretion - hiding something

Seizure - a Roman emperor

Tablet - a small table

Ultrasound - very good music

Urine - the opposite of "you're out"

Varicose - nearby

Vein - conceited