Published May 11, 2001
Most of you may have seen this, but I got it again in my e-mail, and it is too funny, and way too true!! Enjoy...
> LESSON NUMBER ONE
> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit
> the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
> The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
> the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the
> and ate it.
> Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
> sitting very, very high up.
> LESSON NUMBER TWO
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to
> the top
> of the tree, sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
> "Well, why
> don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're
> with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
> actually gave him enough strength to reach the top of the tree. Soon
> was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
> Management Lesson: Bullcrap might get you to the top, but it won't
> you there.
> LESSON NUMBER THREE
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
> froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
> there, a
> cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
> in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The
> dung was
> actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon
> began to
> sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
> Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
> cow dung
> promptly dug him out and ate him.
> Management Lesson:
> 1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
> 2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend
> 3) And, when you're in deep doo doo, keep your mouth shut
I think I'll hang this one in our office!
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