Little Johnny joke...

Subject: Fw: "Little Johnny"

>

> >> A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on

> >> the plane when the

> >> stranger turned to Little Johnny and said,

> >> "Let's talk. I've heard that

> >> flights

> >> will go quicker if you strike up a conversation

> >> with your fellow

> >> passenger."

> >>

> >> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book,

> >> closed it slowly, and said to the

> >> stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

> >>

> >> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How

> >> about nuclear power?"

> >>

> >> "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an

> >> interesting topic. But let me ask

> >> you a question first.

> >>

> >> "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer

> >excretes

> >> little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat

> >> patty, and a horse produces

> >> clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

> >>

> >> "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

> >>

> >> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it

> >> that you feel qualified to discuss

> >> nuclear power, when you don't know shyt?"

>

>

[tattooednursie, LVN]

LOL

[rnnurse2be]

ROFLOL... havent heard that one before!