I have learned.....

Nurses Humor


What I have learned as I mature:

I've learned that you cannot make

someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years

to build up trust, and it only takes

suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't

compare yourself to others - they are

more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking

long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of

how hot and steamy a relationship is

at first, the passion fades and there

had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say

"F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"

in 6 languages.

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