Hiding money

[RNinICU]

How do you hide money from a surgeon?

Tape it to the patient's forehed.

How do you hide money from an orthopod?

Tape it to the chart.

How do you hide money from a gynecologist?

Tape it to the patient anywhere above the waist.

How do you hide money from a nurse?

Put it in the bathroom.

How do you hide money from a cardiac surgeon?

You can't.

[live4today, RN]

Originally posted by RNinICU

............................How do you hide money from a nurse?

Put it in the bathroom.

YEAHHHHHHH BA - BEE.......put all your $$$ in the bathroom at work cause THIS is one nurse who will be sure to COLLECT every coin and dollar bill if you do 'cause I DON'T MAKE MY BLADDER OR BOWELS SUFFER for the sake of others.......this ALWAYS goes to the potty every four hours whether I have to go or not......and I most definitely go when the occasion calls. :kiss

[Rottie1]

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle That is soooo funny and really believable!