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Originally posted by RNinICU............................How do you hide money from a nurse?
Put it in the bathroom.
YEAHHHHHHH BA - BEE.......put all your $$$ in the bathroom at work cause THIS is one nurse who will be sure to COLLECT every coin and dollar bill if you do 'cause I DON'T MAKE MY BLADDER OR BOWELS SUFFER for the sake of others.......this ALWAYS goes to the potty every four hours whether I have to go or not......and I most definitely go when the occasion calls.
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RNinICU
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How do you hide money from a surgeon?
Tape it to the patient's forehed.
How do you hide money from an orthopod?
Tape it to the chart.
How do you hide money from a gynecologist?
Tape it to the patient anywhere above the waist.
How do you hide money from a nurse?
Put it in the bathroom.
How do you hide money from a cardiac surgeon?
You can't.