Here is something to make everyone laugh.....

[ICUNurse11]

A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER

Now I lay me

Down to sleep.

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

Please no age spots

Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support

soon, people will think we're nuts.

[maire, ASN, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

(I would just put one laughing face here but for some reason that would be too short a message so I'm putting two. What a silly rule.)

[orchid]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :) waiting on my NCLEX yu did put a smile on my face...thanks

[ICUNurse11]

Your welcome .... hope you did well on the NCLEX. How do you feel you did on the NCLEX? :)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :) waiting on my NCLEX yu did put a smile on my face...thanks